Season 2 of that messed up chaz

ULONG:

MrD

CK

Bruno

고래 (The Whale in Korean)

Toad

Manatee

TBTDIF

MAHANADI:

Jess

Zoey

Sunshine

QOS

Gideon

Chimmy

Kate

Chapter One: The camera opens with Jay masturbating furiously in the forest as fire ants bite her vagina. She finishes and smiles at the camera. "Well hello children, Jeff Pr-O-bst isn't here today because he got sick and chopped off his dick and then died. So, I'll be your host. Let's meet our contestants." After the contestants are introduced, Jay splits them up into two teams. The first team, Ulong, consists of MrD, CK, Bruno, The Whale's Korean twin brother 고래, Toad, Manatee and Sunny. The second team, Mahanadi, consists of Jess, Zoey, Sunshine, QOS, Gideon, Chimmy and Kate. Jay then orders them to complete their first challenge: for the boys, try to suck your own dick, and for the girls, drink your own titty milk. Gideon quickly takes a knife and cuts his dick off, and sucks it. He wins for Mahanadi, but he becomes a woman. At tribal council, Sunny gets the most votes, but he reveals an immunity idol that was hidden in his pubic hair. With 1 vote for MrD, MrD is eliminated.

Chapter Two: Jay is naked in front of the camera, while music plays in the background. "Would you fuck me," she asks. "I would fuck me." She smiles. "Hard." The camera then turns to static and Jay is now eating a penis. She re-caps what happens and the theme song plays. On Ulong, they have now built a fire and are boiling water. Mahanadi is trying to build one, but to no avail. During the challenge, the teams must insert electric toothbrushes into their anus, and get on a giant helicopter shaped like a dick. Then, they must race all the way to Jay Bryar's house, kidnap him, and hold onto his dick for as long as they can (which is 30 feet btw). Jess, being a slut, holds onto Bryar's dick the longest, and sucks it, winning Mahanadi another immunity. At tribal council, 고래 and CK make an alliance, and both vote off Bruno. Bruno is eliminated, but before he leaves, he decides to bomb the island, killing himself and Chimmy. Kate looks out to find survivors, but being bipolar, decides to cut herself instead. Meanwhile, Jay is looking for Gideon. To be continued...

Chapter Three: The episode opens up with Jay looking for Gideon. She puts on some clothes and finds the helicopter dick. After looking everywhere, she still cannot find him, so instead decides to masturbate in a corner, licking her tears. Manatee, being the only normal one there, finds a flashlight and looks for people. He finds CK, and while the two of them look for people, they make an alliance. Little do they know, Toad heard everything. When they are farther away, he slips out from under the rocks covering him, and pretends that he was running to them. They believe him, and they continue to find survivors. Meanwhile, Jess is still sucking Jay Bryars, but notices that there is no body. Jay Bryars was blown up from the explosion. Overcome with grief, Jess runs away, only to bump into QOS and Zoey talking strategy. She blackmails the two to let them into their alliance, and they accept. Sunshine finds Gideon, who has a cheeseburger. They share it, and Sunshine realizes she's allergic to dairy. She has to fart, and when she does, a small egg comes out. Slowly, it begins to crack, and a young Mexican boy walks out. "Hullo I am Julian will you read my story." Sunshine shrieks and runs away, and her screams echo the broken island. Julian is now holding large stacks of paper. "No wait you didn't hear my podcast idea, mother please wait." He shrugs. "She's probably running away to read my story, I bet." Jay finishes masturbating, and is unusually hot. Suddenly, her heart stops, and she falls to the ground. She struggles to keep consciousness, and in a second, she dies. Meanwhile Gideon is writhing on the floor eating cum. To be continued...

Chapter Four: Because people are whining, Jeff Pr-O-bst decides to stop being a pussy and gets up from bed. He recruits all of the contestants and tells them that he will continue being host. They go onto a new island that is perfectly normal. Jess walks up to QOS and Zoey and tells them that they need to eliminate Sunshine. QOS is angry and asks who made her boss, and Jess flips her hair. "Sorry honey, but if you're not okay with me being the leader, then you can just leave, but I'm afraid I'll have to eliminate you." QOS growls, but accepts the fact that it's to early to backstab Jess. Meanwhile, CK and 고래 are talking strategy. At the challenge, O explains that everyone must create a gigantic phallic sculpture using nothing but your own cum. The CK jacks off Sunny, who produces a tiny drop of cum. Toad jacks himself off while thinking of RC, and begins to produce gallons of cum. The guys quickly get to work in making a sculpture of a black man. On the girls side, QOS is squirting and Sunshine questions whether this is legal. QOS then states her vagina has been feeling full for months, and that this is exactly what she needed. Zoey starts to dance as Gideon sings "In the Eyes of an Angel." The guys quickly finish, and so Mahanadi is sent to tribal council. There, QOS takes out an immunity idol (that was hidden inside her anus), and plays it. She gets the most votes, but they are all useless, and so with 1 vote, Jess is eliminated. As her torch is snuffed, O asks for her buff, which was scrunched up into her vagina. She gives it to him and O notices it has brown doo-doo in it as the episode ends.

Chapter Five: O states that a new contestant will debut; Julian. A short Mexican man walks out carrying large pieces of paper. He drops them and mutters something as he picks them up. Then he drops them again. "I sorry these are my fanfictions you guys will read them ok." Meanwhile, QOS is talking to Zoey about how she blind-sided Jess. Sunshine overhears this, and makes an alliance with Gideon. Gideon reveals that he has an alliance with Kate, and that the three of them can throw the challenge to eliminate QOS. All three agree, and on Ulong's side, Toad makes an alliance with Sunny and Manatee. Meanwhile, O reveals the challenge; to read Total Drama America. Julian cries tears of happiness, and steps up to read it. "Is even better than I expect." No one else steps up, so one point is awarded to Ulong. The second part of the challenge is to make a podcast. Again, no one steps up except Julian, who talks about the future of his stories in 2022, so again, one point is awarded to Ulong. The final part of the challenge, which is for the win, is to eat the dead Jay's clitoris. Everyone digs in except for Julian, and whilst people are chewing on her vulva, licking the labia and sucking the urethra, Julian is eliminated for not helping.

Chapter Six: While the camp is celebrating due to Julian's departure, they find his fanfics in the fire. As they burn, a face of Julian appears in the smoke. It says "you guys liked them so much it made us die to be honest thank you for your clock." CK raises an eyebrow. Meanwhile, Zoey is talking with Sunshine about eliminating QOS, and they both agree to once again try to throw the challenge. But QOS overhears and walks over to Gideon. She messes up her makeup and pretends to cry as she speaks to him. "Gi-gi-gideon, I-I-I," she says, sobbing. Gideon raises an eyebrow as QOS explains that Kate and Sunshine are planning to eliminate him. Gideon believes her and agrees to eliminate Sunshine first. QOS walks away, smirking. During the challenge, O wheels in the rotting corpse of Jay wearing a strap-on. He explains that whoever has the best orgasm will win flint, a tarp, and chicken. And whoever has the longest sex with Jay will win all that and immunity. "Survivors ready?" O shouts. "Go!" CK sticks his anus on top of the strap-on and begins to ride as he moans. QOS pushes him off and proceeds to do vile, sinful acts with Jay. One-by-one, everyone tries to orgasm to no avail. Quickly, Gideon realizes that he can orgasm if he looks at a hot boy. So he prints out a picture of a Calvin Klein model, and pastes it on Jay's head. He smiles and begins to cum immediately, thus winning the reward. However, he didn't techinically have sex with her, so he doesn't win immunity for his tribe. Then, QOS starts to insert the black strap-on into her nostril. She has a nose fetish, so she squirts right on Jay's face. Jay's body opens its eyes and says in a demonic voice, "adhlahfpouasg;odf;iogkdgjm;oinglofgnao;sfg." Since QOS did have sexual intercourse, she wins for Mahanadi. At tribal council, 고래 gets the most votes, but after preforming an Oppa Gangnam Style solo, O grants him immunity. Sunny has the most votes after him, and he is eliminated.

Chapter Seven: Kate drowns. Gideon dies. QOS quits. Manatee quits. CK quits. The Whale quits. Everyone else quits. O goes to Mexico and changes his name to Pablo. The end, no one wins.