The Whale is a goddess

Jeff Probst: He's dead

MrsJE: Did you vote for my hubby for FU?

MrsJE: :)

SandyKoufax asked for the time: 2012-12-01 16:25:56 UTC -0500

The Whale: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :(

Jeff Probst: ONCE WE ALL START

Jeff Probst: YOU CANNOT CHANGE

The Whale: Mkay.

Jeff Probst: YOUR NICKNAME ANYMORE.

SandyKoufax: ...wait

SandyKoufax: Wait

Niall: All I want for Christmas is you <3

Jeff Probst: ?

SandyKoufax: My Pre

The Whale: Shut up, you blonde turd.

Niall: :o

SandyKoufax changed name to Rogerina

The Whale: Dear god, I'm lagging so badly.

Niall: How vile!

MrsJE: We can't PM

MrsJE: I just realized

Rogerina: ...oh...

Lucy: ^

The Whale: ...

The Whale: Shit.

Jeff Probst: Don't worry.

Lucy: 3:

Rogerina: Just PM on chat, I guess

Jeff Probst: I have an idea. :S

The Whale: wut

MrsJE: But we don't know

Rogerina was silenced

The Whale: Trey's here.

MrsJE: I lag way to much on here

Jeff Probst: Perfect!

MrsJE: o_e

Rogerina was unsilenced

The Whale: Someone post the link on Chat.

Jeff Probst: Sorry, Rogerina, I was testing something.

Rogerina: ...what was that?

Niall: Fucking fucking toast

Rogerina: Oh

Rogerina: okay

Lucy: Guys

The Whale joined the chat 4 minutes ago

The Whale: ...Fuck.

The Whale: Sorry

Lucy: We should try and find a good chat website

The Whale: xD

Jeff Probst: I can silence people here, so that's cool.

Lucy: where you can change ur name

The Whale: This is fine.

Lucy: and PM

The Whale: ...I HAVE AN IDEA!

The Whale: CHATROULETTE!

The Whale: :)

Jeff Probst: ?

Jeff Probst: ...

Jeff Probst: oh god no

MrsJE: What's that?

Lucy: No

MrsJE: o.O

Rogerina: Chatroulette?

Rogerina: ...what?

Toby joined the chat 3 minutes ago

Rogerina: that doesn't even make sense

The Whale: Fuck, it's blocked.

Lucy: Guyyyys

The Whale: I'm kiddin'.

Lucy: Why don't we use Chatango?

Rogerina: Because Chatango's incredibly boring

Rogerina: It's also basically Wikichat

The Whale: ^

Lucy: No it isn't...?

The Whale: I hate Chatango.

Lucy: It isn't Wikichat at all

Jeff Probst: Niall left.

Rogerina: It could work, I suppose

Jeff Probst: Okay, wait.

Lucy: It doesn't lag

The Whale: NO!

Jeff Probst: Let's see how many people we have.

Lucy: it gives timestamps

The Whale: This is perfect.

Lucy: and there's PM

Jeff Probst: 5.

Lucy: No it isnt

Toby: Hey guys! I'm glad to play <3

Jeff Probst: (:

The Whale: I love the colors for the names. <3

Lucy: This isn't perfect. There's no PM -_-

Rogerina: This is really not perfect, man

The Whale: FUCK YOU

Toby: Yeah there is

The Whale: ALL

MrsJE: im looking

MrsJE: or a new

MrsJE: chat

The Whale: You can PM on wiki chat.

Jeff Probst: This is fine so far.

Lucy: No

Lucy: That's stupid then

Rogerina: But wiki chat is easily the worst

Lucy: There's no point in chars if we do that

Jeff Probst: no because wiki chat lags.

Jeff Probst: .-.

Rogerina: Wiki chat is easily the worst

The Whale: True.

Jeff Probst: How do you guys feel about voting out loud?

Lucy: No.

Rogerina: Awful.

Lucy: -_-

Jeff Probst: Okay.

The Whale: Wiki chat lags terribly if you have more than 3 PMs open

Toby: No.

The Whale: No.

Rogerina: That makes it no better than TDI camps.

Rogerina: Wait, Geoff

Rogerina: can't we just PM you on wikichat

Rogerina: and do the regular game here?

Lucy: No

Jeff Probst: Yes, I was planning on that.

Lucy: Because we're doing chars

Jeff Probst: You CAN PM someone here

Jeff Probst: you need to be a premium user

Rogerina: No

Lucy: If we know who everyone is, there's no point for doing chars

Lucy: And then people can lie about who they are, and find out alliances/votes that way

Rogerina joined the chat 60 seconds ago

Jeff Probst: No

Rogerina: Uh

Rogerina: I'm not so sure about paying a place

The Whale: No way.

Rogerina: just for this game

Jeff Probst: I won't reveal who people are

Rogerina left the chat 38 seconds ago

Jeff Probst: Duh

Lucy: O

Lucy: It won't work

The Whale: Guys

Lucy: We can't PM

Jeff Probst: You don't need to pay wtf

Lucy: without revealing ourselves

Lucy: -_-

The Whale: Bruno, Jay, and Trey want to play.

The Whale: Can someone post the link in chat?

The Whale: ._

Jeff Probst: I won't reveal anyone.

The Whale: * ._.

Jeff Probst: T_T

Rogerina joined the chat 10 seconds ago

MrsJE: GUYS

MrsJE: I HAVE

MrsJE: AN IDEA.

Lucy: O

Lucy: O

Jeff Probst: What

The Whale: What?

Lucy: We can't fucking PM

MrsJE: Ok.

MrsJE: This will work.

The Whale: So?

Lucy: without revealing who we are

Lucy: -_-

Lisa joined the chat

Jeff Probst: How would you reveal who we are.

Jeff Probst: Please.

Rogerina: Listen to Fire

Jeff Probst: Enlighten me.

MrsJE: http://www.smallworlds.com/

MrsJE: this is a chat site

Lucy: O

Jeff Probst: Do you honestly think

MrsJE: you're a person

Lucy: We can't PM

MrsJE: but..

Lucy: on this site

Jeff Probst: I will go to everyone

Lucy: -_-

The Whale: No.

Jeff Probst: and say who you are?

The Whale: No.

BradVirata joined the chat

The Whale: @Mrs. JE

Jeff Probst: Do you honestly think

Jeff Probst: I will reveal

Rogerina: Oh my god

Jeff Probst: who is playing?

Rogerina: you're not serious

Captain Obvious joined the chat

Jeff Probst: Honestly

Lisa: Yippee!

MrsJE: You can PM

Jeff Probst: Honestly now

Captain Obvious: Hello.

Lucy: No we can't

Captain Obvious: I am now in chat.

Lucy: We can only PM on wiki chat

Jeff Probst: You have to premium, you gotta pay.

Jeff Probst: Okay.

Jeff Probst: Wait.

Rogerina: This is one of those stupid FreeRealms like sites

Captain Obvious: I cannot PM.

Jeff Probst: EVERYONE SHUT UP. :@

Rogerina: this is awwful

Lucy: And then whoever you PM knows who you are

MrsJE: No

MrsJE: it isn't

MrsJE: :|

The Whale: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

BradVirata: i thought we were playng as survivor contestants :/

Jeff Probst: 8 people.

Lisa: Am I on the black team?

Jeff Probst: Awesome!

Jeff Probst: Okay.

Captain Obvious: Go to IRC?

Lucy: O

Jeff Probst: WAIT.

Jeff Probst: NO.

Lucy: This isn't going to work

Jeff Probst: NO.

Jeff Probst: NO.

Lucy: at all

Jeff Probst: STOP.

Toby: Wait...

Jeff Probst: Can you have a little freaking faith?

Captain Obvious: I will stop.

Jeff Probst: I hate this mentality

Lucy: No

Toby: So how do we do PMs? :P

Lucy: We can't PM

Jeff Probst: "NOOO THIS GONNA FAIL!L!!!"!'

The Whale: GUYS

Lucy: We can't, Toby

Lucy: -_-

The Whale: SHUT UP

Jeff Probst: Just shut your freaking mouth for a second.

The Whale: OR I WILL POS NAKED PROBST

Lucy: O

MrsJE: People are so negative.

The Whale: 20 TIMES

Lucy was silenced

Lucy: it's not about it failing

Lucy was silenced

Toby: Lucy, you wanna go?

Rogerina: Listen to Geoff Probst before he kills us all

Jeff Probst: Silenced.

Jeff Probst: Okay.

Jeff Probst: Now.

SandraDiaz joined the chat

Jeff Probst: 9 people, okay.

The Whale: Sandra! <3

Ryder joined the chat

Jeff Probst: Let's see.

Ryder: Shit.

SandraDiaz: Here I am, bitch!

Jeff Probst: 9 people, alright.

MrsJE: Hi all ,3

Jeff Probst: Number one.

MrsJE: 8<3

Rucy joined the chat

Jeff Probst: 8, fine, good riddance

Ryder joined the chat

Jeff Probst: Alright

The Whale: Did Brad Virata leave?

Jeff Probst: WELCOME EVERYONE, TO OVIVOR: WIKIA

Rucy joined the chat

Jeff Probst: FIRST OFF, I WANT TO STATE SOME RULES.

Jeff Probst: PLEASE, TRY NOT TO CURSe.

MrsJE: o.o

Lisa: :)

Rogerina nods

SandraDiaz: Who's Bradvirata, Toby and Niall?

Jeff Probst: IF IT BOTHERS SOME PEOPLE, DON'T DO IT.

MrsJE: I can't do this

Jeff Probst: HARASSING IS OKAY. :)

MrsJE: it lags

MrsJE: too much

Jeff Probst: Okay, see ya

Rogerina: Sandra, we're being anonymous

The Whale: WHAT? I'M A FUCKING WHALE! I NEED TO CURSE!

SandraDiaz: But Sandra likes to curse

Jeff Probst: ugh

Jeff Probst: T_T

Ryder: Don't cry, Jeff.

SandraDiaz: YOU MOTHERF****R B***H

Ryder: Your make-up will come off.

Rogerina: That wasn't crying

Rogerina: that was a serious face

Ryder: And then we're just stuck with anohter wannabe.

SandraDiaz: T_T = cry

Jeff Probst: Alright.

Rogerina: No, it's serious face

Rogerina: The T is an eyebrow, the | part is an eye

Jeff Probst joined the chat

Jeff Probst: Whoops.

Jeff Probst: Okay.

SandraDiaz: I always thought it was crying xD

The Whale: OKAY.

Rogerina: The _ is an eyebrow, I mean

Jeff Probst: ....

Rogerina: It can be either

Jeff Probst: when I left

Jeff Probst: I lost

Rogerina: in this case it's a serious face

Jeff Probst: my

The Whale: THERE ARE ONLY 7 PEOPLE?

Jeff Probst: my powers

Jeff Probst: soo

Jeff Probst: if I tell you to be silent

Jeff Probst: please do so.

Rogerina: OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING SERIOUS

Jeff Probst: ALRIGHT 7 PEOPLE LET'S START.

Rucy joined the chat

Ryder: Alright :)

Rogerina: *6

The Whale: BY THE WAY, THE WHALE ALWAYS TALKS IN CAPS BECAUSE HE'S A WHALE.

Lisa: Probst is powerless!! :D

Jeff Probst: 7 now

Jeff Probst: Alright.

Jeff Probst: First off.

Jeff Probst: Ryder

Jeff Probst: Sandra

Jeff Probst: Captain

Jeff Probst: Lisa

Jeff Probst: Rogerina

Jeff Probst: The Whale

Jeff Probst: and Rucy

Ryder: Don't say my name without permission, dick.

Rucy: I'm not playing

Rucy: I'm just watching

Jeff Probst: You aren't?

Jeff Probst: Okay.

Rucy: To see if it works without PMs

Jeff Probst: Please be quiet.

The Whale: ...6 players?

Jeff Probst: Now.

Rogerina: Toad, PM on regular chat

The Whale: WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY

The Whale: KK

Jeff Probst: Yes, give it a try, please. -__

Jeff Probst: Alright.

The Whale: THAT'S NOT TOAD

Jeff Probst: Ryder, Sandra and Lisa

The Whale: @ROGERINA

Jeff Probst: please change your color

Jeff Probst: to

Jeff Probst: red

Jeff Probst: Click my preferences

Jeff Probst: and change your color

Rogerina: what? @Whale

Jeff Probst: Thanks

Rucy: There's not point PMing in regular chat. You know who everyone is then, and then there's no point for chars. :|

The Whale: NEVERMIND

Jeff Probst: I'm the host, it's okay if I know. :|

Rogerina: Well, most people don't know who they are on regular chat

Rogerina: but

Rogerina: Alliances?

Rucy: But O

Rucy: we can't make alliances

Rucy: without telling people who we are

Rogerina: Yes you can

Rucy: That's what I've been trying to tell you

Rogerina: You'll just have to know who EACH OTHER is

Rucy: No you can't

Ryder changed name to Black Santa

Rogerina: who the hell makes alliances with more than two people

Rucy: But then why are we doing chars?

SandraDiaz: SHUT UP, MOTHERF******

Black Santa: Hoe, hoe, hoe

Rogerina: Because you won't haev to know EVERYONE

Rucy: It still kinda ruins it

Rucy: Im gonna go

Jeff Probst: Good riddance

Rogerina: You were never playing anyway

Jeff Probst: Okay

The Whale: dead @Black Santa

Jeff Probst: GUYS.

Jeff Probst: SERIOUSLY.

Jeff Probst: STOP.

Rogerina: Lucy was Sunn

Black Santa: Who wants to kiss me under the misteltoe? HOE HOE HOE

Jeff Probst: rlly? :B

Rogerina: i can tell

The Whale: How'd I know?

Jeff Probst: okay

The Whale: THE MISTLETOE = MY PUBES?

Jeff Probst: BLACK SANTA

Jeff Probst: SANDRA

Jeff Probst: wait we have 5 people?

Jeff Probst: -_-

BradVirata joined the chat

Jeff Probst: yeah

Jeff Probst: um

Jeff Probst: forget this

Rogerina: Nope!

Jeff Probst: ...

The Whale: WAIT, BLACK SANTA IS RICK ROSS

Jeff Probst: okay

Rogerina: No five people!

The Whale: NO, WE HAVE SIX NOW

Rogerina: !

Jeff Probst: 6

Rogerina: i!

Rogerina: SIX!

Black Santa: I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELVES AND SLAVES

Jeff Probst: GUYS, SHUT UP.

Jeff Probst: PLEASE.

Jeff Probst: -_-

BradVirata: k

ShaQuishalaray joined the chat

Jeff Probst: Brad

Jeff Probst: Santa

Jeff Probst: Sandra

SandraDiaz: <3

Jeff Probst: Oh

The Whale: dead @Black Santa

Jeff Probst: my

ShaQuishalaray: I'm playin', y'all.

Lisa: ...

SandraDiaz: What? @Jeff

Rogerina: Sorry, you're not

ShaQuishalaray: Aw, c'mon.

SandraDiaz: Why did you called my name? @Jeff

Black Santa: Let it snow, hoe.

Rogerina: Sorry, ghetto person

Rogerina: u're not playing

Black Santa: I see you when you're sleeping. And I know when you're awake ;)

The Whale: WHY DID YOU BASTARDS KICK HER OUT?

The Whale: OK, SHE LEFT

Black Santa: SNOW MISER, SHUT UP.

Rogerina: Who left nooow?

The Whale: OK, FINE, RPING IS STUPID ANYWAY

BradVirata: k bye

Rogerina: OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING SERIOUS

Rogerina: FINE.

Rogerina: FIVE PEOPLE

Rogerina: E PEOPLE

The Whale: I'M GONNA GET DRY-HUMPED BY BRUNO

Rogerina: Okay, whatever

Rogerina: I'll host

The Whale: BYE BITCHES

Rogerina: Okay, get into teams of two

The Whale: NO FUCKIN' WAY

Black Santa: OR BY BLACK SANTA ;)

Lisa: RPing is fun. Are we on the island yet, or are we fighting on the boat?

The Whale: I'M LEAVIN'

SandraDiaz: STAY HERE

Rogerina: The Whale, Lisa, you're Team Whyarewedoingthis

The Whale: I'M NOT FUCKING PLAYIN'

The Whale: FINE, I'LL PLAY

Rogerina: Sandra, Santa, you're Team Strikinglysimilarnames

SandraDiaz: YOUR MOTHERF***** BITCHES

The Whale: MOTHAFUCKAS

Rogerina: Challenge One: Pick a random number between 1 and 10000

SandraDiaz: 5

Black Santa: 25

Rogerina: Rounded out to 15.

The Whale: 69

Rogerina: Lisa, Whale?

Rogerina: Pick a number

The Whale: CAUSE IT'S MY FAVORITE SEX POSITION

Lisa: 5000

The Whale: 69

Rogerina: Lisa

Rogerina: Okay, 69 and 5000...

Rogerina: 2535.

Rogerina: Lisa and The Whale have the higher number, so they win!

The Whale: CUMMING IN THE WATER

The Whale: YUM YUM

Rogerina: Santa, Sandra...

Black Santa: HO HO OH NO

Rogerina: Whoever has the least amount of letters in their name loses.

Rogerina: Santa, sorry, I have spoken, in memory of dear Geoff Probst.

Lisa: ;(

Black Santa: BLACK SANTA ;D

Rogerina: Now, who were you?

Black Santa: BLACK SANTA ;D

The Whale: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

Black Santa: What the fuck?

The Whale: IDENTIFY YO'SELF

Black Santa: Black Santa is ten letters.

Black Santa: Sandra is six.

Rogerina: SandraDiaz

Rogerina: Ten

SandraDiaz: Lisa has 4

The Whale: PENIS

Rogerina: Fine.

The Whale: MMMM DID YOU KNOW MY SPECIES HAS THE DIGGEST BICK EVER

Rogerina: Lisa, go ahead, leave.

Rogerina: I have spoken.

The Whale: BYE LISA

Rogerina: Oh lord

Rogerina: I am a fucking terrible host

Rogerina: Bye Lisa

Black Santa: SANTA CLAUS IS CUMMIN TO TOWN

The Whale: FUCK YOU GUYS. SO I'M A ONE-PERSON TEAM NOW? WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS FUCKERY

Rogerina: Okay, next challenge.

The Whale: dead @black santa

Rogerina: Merge time!

Lisa: Thanks Roger. The whale is sick

Rogerina: The three of you are the final three.

The Whale: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MERGE

Rogerina: Lisa, who do you pick to win?

SandraDiaz: SHUT UP, YOUR MOTHERF***** AQUATIC B**** @TheWhale

Black Santa: BLACK SANTA'S WINNIN' BITCHES

Rogerina: Lisa?

Rogerina: Who do you pick to win?

The Whale: WHAT THE FUCK? YOU CALL YOURSELF A MOTHER? YOU'RE JUST SOME BITCH WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY @Sandra

Black Santa: OH I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING TO ME SANDRA

Rogerina: Oh, fuck it, I pick now

SandraDiaz: what's the final 3

Black Santa: BLACK SANTA :D

The Whale: FUCK YOU ALL I'M GOING TO GO GET SOME FRIED CHICKEN

Rogerina: Santa wins because he has the most amusing character

The Whale: DID YOU KNOW THAT WHALES FUCKING LOVE FRIED CHICKEN

The Whale: IT GIVES THEM ORGASMS

Rogerina: Good job!

Black Santa: I GOTTA GO KISS ALL YA'LL'S MUTHAS

The Whale: HOW AM I NOT AMUSING

SandraDiaz: shut your mouth, b****. I won twice, I'm the queen. @Whale

The Whale: WHAT THE FUCKHELL

Rogerina: Santa

Rogerina: were you

Rogerina: *who were you

The Whale: OK I'M GONNA GO FAP

Rogerina: also Sandra

Rogerina: who were you

The Whale: YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA ASK WHO I WAS?

The Whale: OK SO THAT'S HOW IT IS?

The Whale: I SEE HOW ITIS

Rogerina: No, Toad, shut up

The Whale: OK I'M DONE WITH THIS FUCKERY

Black Santa: BLACK SANTA WILL NEVER REVEAL HIMSELF TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC

The Whale: WHO THE HELL IS TOAD

Black Santa: *flies away on a sleigh*

The Whale: I'M A STRONG INDEPENDENT WHALE

Rogerina: dude, come on, I need this >​_>​

The Whale: I EAT TOADS FOR FUCKING BREAKFAST

Black Santa: *Rudolph crashes for being drunk*

Black Santa: GODSHITTINGDAMNIT

The Whale: FUCK YOU ALL

The Whale: *rubs naked body with shampoo*

Black Santa: I EAT TOES FOR FUCKING BREAKFAST

Black Santa: YUM

Black Santa: GOTTA LOVE THOSE TOES

Black Santa: BACK HOME, MRS. CLAUS CALLS ME NIGGA-BITCH

The Whale: PENISES ARE BIG AND BLUE

The Whale: LIKE, MY PENIS

The Whale: IS HER NAME SHA'QUISHALARAY CLAUS?

Black Santa: I JUST SHIT ALL OVER YOU

Black Santa: AND I GOT NASTY ASS DIARRHEA

The Whale: I SHIT ALL OVER LITTLE MOTHERFUCKING DIVERS

The Whale: THEY FUCKIN TRY TO TROLL ME

The Whale: THEY BE LIKE

The Whale: "WHY THE FUCK ISN'T YOU KILLIN' ME

The Whale: AND I JUST FUCK EM UP

The Whale: AND I EAT THEIR TESTICLES

Black Santa: GODDAMN...MY PUSSY THROBS

Black Santa: SO MUCH

The Whale: I'M GONNA GO FUCK SOME HOOKERS

The Whale: BBL