Chapter Five - Of Corpse We Can

"Last time on Total Drama Arcade," Chris begins. "With the help of four people I like to call Dolph, PJ, Kavren and Chelsey, the four teams competed in the classic arcade game, Dance Dance Revolution. Except, they were shot with BB guns, and I don't think that's in the original game." Chris shrugs and then continues. "Enrico was up first, but the dude failed harder than Reuben. Gavin was next, but his 'bending' didn't help him one bit. Mariah and her servants, I mean, alliance members, tried to sabotage Tiffany when it was her turn by making PJ angry, but even though they succeeded, Tiffany dodged all of PJ's attacks and lasted the whole song. Can anyone say 'Mary-Sue'? Mariah was up next, but when she dissed Dolph's trusty steed, Nyan Cat, the dude flipped out, and used the heavy artillery. She only lasted 22 seconds, and so she sent her team to the elimination ceremony. Eddie, or should I say Edwin, was eliminated for being a nuisance, and it was revealed that his 'your mom' charade was just an act. What secrets will be revealed today? Will Zoey understand Q's warnings? Does Skyla have eyes for someone else? Probably not. Find out the answer to these questions and more on today's episode of Total. Drama. Arcade!"

The camera shifts to a calender on the wall, that clearly shows the date "October 31" highlighted in red marker, thus implying to the audience that it is Halloween. The camera then changes to Team Zoey in their dorm. Zoey is wearing a Catwoman costume listening to music on her iPod, while Enrico wearing a poop costume dances next to her, seductively. Next to them, Lloyd is writing something down in a small composition notebook and occasionally humming and muttering something to himself while sporting a vampire suit.

"Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby," sings Enrico flirtatiously to Zoey. "Here we go." Enrico starts to whistle, and then after he's done, he makes an inappropriate motion with his fingers.

"Ew, Enrico, could you get any more disgusting?" Zoey asks in an expression of pure disgust. Enrico unzips his costume, pulls down his pants and starts dancing around in his underwear, then pulls them back up and winks. Zoey sighs and shakes her head. "Yeah, I shouldn't have said that."

"Ayo Lloyd. Whatcha doin' over there, bro?" Enrico asks.

Lloyd looks up. "Oh, I'm writing something for Friday. The chick came up to me last night and told me to write her a song. She's such a terrible singer, though. I don't think she can do justice to any song, even if it's one of my awesome rapping, yo," he explains. "Ey', I wonder where Kathie and Herbert are?"

Herbert runs in the dorm, completely nude except for a towel wrapped around his waist. "Guys, Kathie's super pissed at me, can someone hide me?" he says rapidly. "Seriously, bros, this is bad. I poured a suspicious white liquid on her head, since she made a DerpBook group called 'Herbert is ugly'!"

"All right, Herbert. Here, hide under the bed," Zoey says.

"Why are you helping me?" Herbert asks suspiciously, crawling under the bunks. "I thought you hated me and thought I was a pervert. I mean, I am, but still. Eh, I ain't complaining, as long as I'm away from that psycho." Footsteps are then heard, stomping towards the room.

"Crap, I'm done for!" Herbert yells.

Sure enough, an enraged Kathie, sopping wet with a weird liquid while also wearing a Chris McLean costume, makes her way into the mess hall. "Where's Herbert?!" she screams. "I need answers, now. Like, I would consult PJ, since she's super smart and stuff, but he stole my phone. Then, he dumped a bucket of some white liquid on my head that I'm pretty sure isn't milk. I swear, when I find him, I'm gonna-"

"Harble-darble-doo!" yells a voice from under Zoey's feet. Herbert lifts his head out, and throws a balloon filled with ketchup at Kathie. It hits her smack-dab in the face, and she stomps out of the room while screaming.

"Man, our team is so... interesting," Zoey says, after the two have left.

"Yeah. Y'know what else is interesting? Zoey's butt. Heck, I could look at it all day," Enrico whispers to Lloyd as he crawls out and walks over to his bed.

"I recommend movin' on," Lloyd responds. Enrico sighs, and shakes his head sadly.

Kathie stomps back into the room, this time holding a permanent marker. "See this?" she snaps. "This is a Sharpie. And this is also where I will draw the line, both figuratively and literally." She draws a line with the Sharpie from one side of the room to the other. "Zoey and I will sleep on this side, and you dudes will sleep on the other side. If you cross onto my side, Herbert, I'll beat you up so bad you'll have to crap out of your mouth. You have permission to beat me up if I come onto your side, but I totally won't. Have I made myself clear?"

"Um, sure," Herbert says coolly. The second she stops, he starts to giggle, and walks across the line. Herbert makes weird taunting noises, and starts shaking his butt.

"YOU LITTLE—" Kathie runs towards Herbert, and tackles him onto the ground. Herbert shrieks in agony as she pulls his hair and spits on him. She lifts her fist, but the camera changes to Lloyd's expression of disgust as she punches his face. About a minute later, after Herbert stops screaming, he crawls back onto his side, and spits out a tooth. "Uuuuuu....yeah, all right, you win."

The remaining contestants are now in the mess hall, all wearing costumes to celebrate Halloween. Gavin, wearing his usual attire, is then shown talking to Caterina, wearing a Hello Kitty dress. "So anyways," Gavin says. "What do you say when you're about to sing the alphabet song and a zombie takes a bite out of your arm?"

"Uh," Cat says. "Oh I know this one....uh, please stop biting me?" Gavin shakes his head. Cat starts crying hysterically, and before running away, says, "What's that supposed to mean!?"

Caterina walks over to Alyxandra, who is humming silently. Cat raises an eyebrow, and Alyx says, "I know you're here Cat, I can sense your Aura. Would you like to hear a poem? This one is called 'Righteous Hatred'. What have you done to me? A fog of agony as feelings creep, once we savored bliss, wide-eyed and hand in hand, but your thirst died. A deadened cloud of bloody tears follow pain, follow love, love dissolved in a torrent of tears, I condemn you, Caterina. Oh, Caterina. Have the dances you have been to been all just dreams? Do you remember the darkness of last weekend... Do you... Do you..."

"Ahahahahahaha, oh my gosh, Alyxandra, your poems are sooo cute," gushes Caterina. Alyxandra scoffs and walks away muttering something to herself.