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Wolfgang is shown sitting alone on the beach right by the team's house. He is playing in the sand with a stick, and gathering seashells while sitting on a big rock.

Veronica is yelling to him from the cabin. "Hey, Wolfgang! Where have you been? The elimination starts in, like, five minutes. Come on over here!"

"I'll be right there," Wolfgang yells back to Veronica. She gives him a thumbs-up, and then walks away.

Helga suddenly walks up to Wolfgang. "Oh. Hi. What are you doing? Shouldn't your team be over there or something?"

"Ugh," says Wolfgang. "I need to be left alone right now, okay? I despise my team, I'm just having some down time. Why are you here?"

"Oh, me? I'm just taking a long walk on the beach. You know, it isn't easy being sarcastic and rude all the time," Helga sits down next to Wolfgang. "I know that my personality gives me a lot of fans and whatnot, but sometimes I wish I could just have friends. I wish I could return to being that sweet girl from School. Being boring is better than being universally hated..."

"That's my issue," states Wolfgang. "Everyone on my team hates me, since I'm not social, I yell a lot, and all I do is get angry with others. Like, remember Puck? He got voted out because of me. Plus, I have another thing. I really like little kids. That sounds creepy, I know, but I think I would be a really good camp counselor or something."

"Well, being a camp counselor isn't all that, you know. You could end up being as boring as Mattie," chuckles Helga.

Wolfgang laughs weakly. "I wish I could say hello to children without my face making them cry..." he says solemnly. "You know, I'm actually pretty nice if you get to know me, and if you don't piss me off like Puck."

"What's with you and Puck? You seemed to just hate him the second he came, and you kicked him in the groin all the time. Why was that?" Helga asks. "If you don't mind me asking, of course."

"I honestly don't know. He just annoys the crap out of me for no reason at all... I just hated him back in Japan. He reminded me of this one annoying neighbor I had back at home... Wait, come to think of it, he was the same annoying neighbor," Wolfgang growls. "That little--"

"No, don't get mad," says Helga. "Like, I get what you're saying. Man, I wish we were on the same team. I love this conversation, honestly I think I've gotten to know you so much better. Before, you were the angry, groin-kicking, violent guy. Now you're actually... nice. I never thought I'd feel this way about a person. What is this feeling?"

"You know, I think we're gonna have to disappoint those SilentShippers, if you know what I mean," Wolfgang says. "Heh."

"...Really?" Helga looks shocked. "Wait, uh... Yeah, I get what you're saying. Ha, that's kind of funny."

Wolfgang looks at Helga, and she looks back at him. They begin to kiss.

After a few seconds, Wolfgang says, "You know, I gotta get to elimination. Let's hope I don't get voted off. See ya." He walks away towards the elimination ceremony.

Helga says in the confessional, "Ugh, I'm so stupid! First I let my feelings out on international television, then I kiss the guy? What just happened to me? Heck, I won't be surprised if I get voted out tomorrow. But the dude is kind of intriguing... Eh, I'll still be sarcastic, and he'll still be antisocial. What happens after that, I have no idea..."