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Chapter One: Toad walks out and decides to create a new show. He brings in a bunch of wiki users, and splits them up into two teams: Tandang, consisting of OHF, Mana, Bruno, The Whale, TBTDIF, CK, Julian, MrD, Sunny, and Fanny; and mikeskupin, which consists of Gideon, Jay, TAU, Sprink, Brandon, Layla, Zoey, QOS, Sunshine, and Jessica. Sprink gives Brandon a blowjob, and he says "mmmmm i like dat", while The Whale plays Slender.

Chapter Two: Toad explains the challenge, which is to make a pizza out of thin air. CK tries to do it, and fails. He then starts to cry because he's not good at anything, and Julian says, "I will comfort you by forcing you to read my fanfiction ok." Bruno says "hoo hee hoo haha ting tang walla walla bing bang" making CK turn into a pizza. (Bruno is secretly a witch doctor) OHF holds up the pizza, saying that Tandang has won. Toad isn't that stupid, though, and he makes all of Tandang except Julian sit out of the challenge. Instead of making a pizza, Julian blabbers on about TDAmerica. Everyone else on the team yells at him, but he just gives them the finger. They then throw CK the pizza at him, and he holds it up, saying "I have made pizza ok." Toad JERealizes that it's actually CK, and so he makes Julian sit out of the challenge as well. Tandang has no players anymore, so mikeskupin wins by default. Tandang goes to tribal council, and votes out Fanny. Before he leaves, he shows everyone his penis, and eats half of CK.

Chapter Three: Sunny has gone blind from seeing Fanny's penis, and is also extremely hungry, so he eats everything left of CK except a slice. TBTDIF talks with O about some trivial facts, and O smacks him with one of his rolls of flab. Meanwhile, on mikeskupin, TAU keeps appearing and leaving, and the rest of Sprink's clique makes an alliance. Layla and Brandon have sex, which makes Sprink jealous. Gideon is writhing on the ground and cumming, while Jay inhales the cum. Toad appears, and explains the challenge: to play hide-and-seek... naked. Everyone proceeds to take their clothes off, except Mana, because he refuses to disclose his gender. The rest of Tandang yells at him, so he takes off his clothes but places a "CENSORED" bar on his chest and groin. Bruno and The Whale hide in the ocean, and Sunny hides in OHF's anus. Everyone is found easily except Sunny, because nobody wants go go near OHF's butt, so Tandang wins immunity. At tribal council, Sunshine is voted out because she's the only person who's not in an alliance.

Chapter Four: Sprink, Brandon, and Layla have a three-way, and TAU complains about being left out but is never there anyway. Zoey is daydreaming about Toad, who appears and begins to make out with her. He then proposes to her, and she says yes, so they get married. The reward challenge is to eat as much wedding cake (has 9,028,018,748,538 calories) as you can without barfing. OHF stuffs the wedding cake into his mouth, because he is so fat, and the rest of the contestants can't even compete with him, so everyone drops out. Tandung gets the reward: a box of condoms, some "Uncle Arturo"-brand cookies, and an autographed picture of Jay Byars in a speedo. The Whale, even though he is asexual, starts to fap to the picture. Toad announces the immunity challenge: to see who can fart the loudest. QOS eats a truckload of beans and farts extremely loudly, seemingly causing an earthquake. Unbeknownst to her, the earthquake was actually caused by The Whale and his gigantic butt. Tandung wins and mikeskupin is sent to tribal council... again. Zoey gets the most votes, but has a hidden immunity idol in her bra, so TAU (who got one vote) is eliminated instead.

Chapter Five: Julian is working on his 69th story, and tells everyone to shut up, while Bruno dry-humps The Whale, who's dancing to Gangnam Style. MrD won't stop looking at the picture of Jay Byars, and The Whale gets jealous, so he sits on MrD, who dies. TBTDIF eats half of CK, who is now just half of a pizza slice. Toad explains the immunity challenge: he was at the beach the other day, and a crab went into his swimsuit, so the contestants must get it out. All of Tandung refuses to play around in Toad's pants, except Julian, who gets pinched by the crab and shrieks in pain. Jessica tries to get the crab out, but ends up sucking on Toad's penis. Zoey is Toad's wife, and the only person who should be in his pants, so she grabs the crab and flings it out. Toad makes out with Zoey, and gives mikeskupin immunity. Tandung goes to Tribal Council and votes out MrD, since he is dead and can't do anything. Afterward, Bruno and Mana make an alliance with The Whale.

Chapter Six: Zoey sneaks out with Brandon and makes out with him, and Sprink (who is jealous) farts on Zoey, making her pass out. When she wakes up, she is part of the Sprink Alliance. Jessica is forced to make an alliance with QOS since she is unaligned, and QOS welcomes her kindly. Toad explains the reward challenge, while having sex with Zoey. The contestants must swim underwater and use their penises to unlock treasure chests, and the winners will get to spend time at a massage lounge with free beer and showers. The girls scream "THE SYSTEM IS CORRUPT!" and Toad gives them all dildos. Before anyone even starts to get into the water, The Whale finishes, and unlocks the treasure chest with his penis. It contains absolutely nothing. The Whale gets pissed and takes his anger out on Zoey, throwing her into the water. Toad is distraught, so he makes the teams save her for immunity. Nobody wants to save her except Layla, who goes underwater and grabs her in a matter of seconds. Zoey, once she gets back onto the land, coughs up a hidden immunity idol, but Bruno takes it and laughs evilly. The reward is canceled, to everyone's dismay, and Mikeskupin wins immunity again, and Tandung votes out Sunny for being boring.

Chapter Seven: Mana has diarrhea, so The Whale plans to eliminate him. The reward challenge is to throw colored rocks into matching holes, and Tandung wins easily thanks to The Whale's blowhole. They get the reward: cookies, sandwiches, and an iPod. Julian uses the iPod to type out all of TDAmerica's next 1/10th of a chapter, and wastes the battery. CK and OHF get pissed at him and say he's no help, but he responds with "you just jealous that i better writer". CK organizes an alliance to take out Julian. At the immunity challenge, Toad announces that there is a debuter: RC. She runs up to Toad and hugs him, and Zoey gets jealous. RC is placed on Tandung, remarking that the team name "sounds familiar". The immunity challenge is to get wet and soapy, slide down a big slip 'n' slide, and toss rings onto a pole. (totally not ripped off from One World) The Whale rubs his naked body with shampoo, and slides down the slip 'n' slide, but can't throw the rings because he has no arms. After a long montage of soapy and wet contestants, a horny Jay finally wins for mikeskupin, sending Tandung to tribal. Everyone believes Julian will be eliminated, but he pulls out an idol from his bag, and all 7 votes against him don't count, so CK is sent home. Julian eats him, and poops him out.

Chapter Eight: It's the merge. The new tribe name is Penurmoobz, and the merging contestants are OHF, TBTDIF, RC, Mana, Bruno, The Whale, Julian, Gideon, Jay, Sprink, Brandon, Layla, Zoey, QOS, and Jessica. (lol biggest merge ever) Toad JERealizes this, and so he randomly eliminates Jessica and Layla for being boring. Layla proposes to Brandon as she leaves, and he says his heart belongs to Sprink, so Layla jumps off a cliff but is saved by Dolph. Jessica vows revenge on Toad, and leaves. Toad announces that there won't be any more reward challenges, and the winner of immunity will also win a reward (but he may or may not be lying). Sprink and Brandon, fearing that they will be targeted next, join The Whale, Mana, and Bruno's alliance. The challenge is to see who can avoid fapping the longest while various people come out. First up is a fat lunch lady. Nobody faps except The Whale (he thinks it's one of his kind), and he is out. Next, Ariana Grande comes out, and Toad himself faps, making Zoey and RC pissed. QOS, Sprink, and Brandon fap, but that's it, and they are all out. Next is Mila Kunis in a bikini. Bruno faps violently, and Gideon tries to resist but can't, and they both get out. After is Angie Layton... NAKED. Everyone except RC and Jay fap, so they believe they'll split the reward... until Jay Byars comes out, and Jay immediately begins to give him a blowjob. This counts as fapping, so RC wins immunity and a hot shower. At tribal, OHF is eliminated because he's too fat, becoming the first member of the jury. After he leaves, they realize they could have voted Julian, who laughs evilly.

Chapter Nine: At the Penurmoobz beach, The Whale is planning to blindside TBTDIF, but believes he has the idol, so he decides to split the vote and vote for RC since she's a threat and a debuter. Mana and Bruno overhear this, and agree on voting for RC, since they are Brazilian and RC automatically hates their kind. They hear a screeching noise, and Gideon is hanging from a tree. The Whale says he will only rescue him if he votes TBTDIF or RC with them, and Gideon agrees, but is secretly planning to blindside The Whale with Sprink, Brandon, and Jay. At the reward challenge, the contestants must make a sex film of Penner. Everyone except QOS, who is strangely attracted to Penner, refuses, so QOS gets the reward: a trip to a yacht with a fancy dinner, showers, and beds. She is allowed to bring two people along, and she chooses Gideon and Jay because she feels as if they don't like her. They go on their reward, and the next day, Toad announces the immunity challenge: to click many dubious links on laptops. Whoever screams or refuses to click is eliminated, and the last person standing wins immunity. The first link is a bunch of cute puppies, but Mana refuses to click, and is eliminated. Next, they must click on Naked Probst. The Whale stabs himself repeatedly, and QOS, TBTDIF, The Whale, Bruno, Jay, and Zoey all drop out. The final link is Jeff the Killer, and Julian wins invincibility, being the only one who didn't get a heart attack or die. Sure enough, they split the votes between TBTDIF and RC (Gideon's alliance voting for The Whale) but RC has an idol, and TBTDIF and The Whale must do a tiebreaker. Whoever correctly spells "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" first stays in the game. TBTDIF wins, and The Whale is eliminated, while Bruno begins to cry. Toad isn't satisfied, and eliminates Brandon too, to Sprink's dismay. The Whale and Brandon become the second and third members of the jury, while Gideon yells, "The game is afoot!"

Chapter Ten: Julian believes he's running this game, so he makes an alliance with Gideon, Jay, and the grieving Sprink. Bruno is still crying due to The Whale's elimination, and RC comforts him, but he says "You not pretty as Milag.oddess" and she leaves. Zoey and RC make up, and form an alliance with QOS, the only other girl left besides Jay. Toad explains the immunity challenge: to make a smoothie out of Rupert Boneham's beard, drink it, and then use your farts to propel yourself into the air like O'Chunks. Rupert is nowhere to be found, but Mana soon finds him up in a tree, naked. He cackles, and throws a boulder at Mana. Mana dodges it, and with Bruno, runs up into the tree and cuts off all of his beard with a razor. They selfishly use the beard for themselves, but Julian steals some, and gives it to RC because he thinks she's pretty. RC is repulsed by Julian, and gives half of the beard to Zoey, and then they all make smoothies. Gideon says, "I question the nutritional value of this drink." But, Jay and him drink it anyway, and try to fart, but nothing will come out. Julian takes out some burritos from his pocket, and eats them, giving him tons of gas, but not enough to fly. He then strains so much that he sharts. TBTDIF is too busy listening to KoA and classic rock, so he gets behind in the challenge. Sprink wins the challenge, and his reward is to choose who is eliminated. At tribal council, there is no vote, and Sprink chooses Zoey to be eliminated. Zoey becomes the fourth member of the jury and Toad sobs uncontrollably until he sees RC, then "secretly" divorces Zoey.

Chapter Eleven: Mana faps to Marina and the Diamonds, while Bruno brushes his teeth. Gideon and Jay meet with Sprink, and decide that they will eliminate Julian, unless he gets immunity. To prevent this from happening, they decide to sabotage Julian. Toad announces the challenge: to get your power level over nine thousand, and then eat Rick Ross. Julian tries to lift weights and get his power level high, while Gideon charges up by fapping to the Real Life TDI Girls. Bruno thinks about The Whale, who gives him power, and he turns Super Saiyan and starts running around and yelling, while his hair turns blonde. Now that his power level is over 9000!!!, he must find Rick Ross and eat him. Although, Rick is in Europe harassing young British children, so OHF with sunglasses and a fake beard comes out and says "Watch me tie up my laces. WUH." Bruno licks his lips and chases after him with a fork, but OHF shrieks and refuses to be eaten. Everyone gets their power level to over nine thousand eventually, so they all chase OHF, but 10 hours go by and nobody catches him, so Toad lets him rejoin the game, to everyone else's dismay. At tribal council, everyone votes Julian, but he uses an idol, and an angry Gideon is eliminated instead. Gideon becomes the fourth member of the jury (OHF rejoined), and speeds away on a Nyan Cat.

Chapter Twelve: Mana and Bruno JERealize that they need to eliminate Julian ASAP, so they merge alliances with Jay and Sprink. RC is out hunting for the idol, and OHF walks up to her, introducing himself. He tells jokes, and she laughs, but he hates her laugh so much that he barfs up a goat. Toad says that in honor of OHF's story, Chapter Twelve will be the most bootleg chapter ever, so he eliminates Mana randomly without a challenge. Mana yells, "AGAIN?!" and becomes the fifth member of the jury.

Chapter Thirteen: Toad is lazy, and he refuses to make a challenge once again, so he has the contestants compete in a do-it-yourself challenge. First, they will draw random names out of a hat, and whoever is picked gets a free immunity idol. Bruno is on the outs because Mana and The Whale, his two closest allies, are both gone, so he decides to pick. He picks "Jay" so Jay gets an idol, which Bruno is sad about, but they're in an alliance together. Sprink's alliance decides to ignore Julian for a while, and they add OHF into their alliance. The alliance decides to try to go for TBTDIF, since he's a threat, and has done absolutely nothing of note in the past few chapters. Toad gets over his laziness and makes a challenge: the contestants must wiggle their butt cheeks to the tune of Gangnam Style, and then recreate the famous elevator scene, getting scored by a pirate. Whoever gets the highest rating wins immunity. Toad plays Gangnam Style, and RC uses her LEGENDARY ass to wiggle, which puts Toad into some sort of hypnotic trance where he can only say "ooga booga" repeatedly. The others do a mediocre job, and so the pirate gives RC a 69/10 and everyone else a 3. The contestants split into pairs for the elevator scene: TBTDIF and Jay, OHF and RC, Bruno and Sprink, and Julian and QOS. OHF is so fat that he can't fit under RC, giving them a disadvantage. Toad plays the elevator scene's corresponding music, while OHF still struggles to get under RC. Bruno and Sprink thrust pretty well, same with TBTDIF and Jay, but Julian and QOS do the best job according to the pirate, and they both win immunity. At tribal council, Bruno's alliance plans to blindside TBTDIF, and they succeed in doing so. TBTDIF mutters something dirty as he walks away, and becomes the sixth member of the jury.

Chapter Fourteen: Tensions are rising at camp, as Bruno misses Mana and The Whale, Jay misses Gideon, Sprink misses Brandon, and Julian despises everyone. QOS tells him that if they make an alliance, they can destroy everyone in the immunity challenges, and Julian says "only if you read america." QOS does so, but is in tears when it ends because it's so terrible. Toad says that reward challenges are back, but then says he's kidding, which makes everyone extremely angry, but then Toad says that there will be a Survivor Auction, and everyone is happy again. Everyone gets $100, and the bidding starts. QOS wins the first box for $20, which is the extra silicone from Angie Layton's boobs. The next item is chicken nuggets, and Jay is hungry so she bids 50 dollars. Sadly, Bruno is even more hungry, so he bids 100, and loses all his money for chicken nuggets. Julian then eats them, making Bruno's purchase pointless. The next box is a letter from home. RC starts bawling, and bids 100, reading the letter from her sister, Missy. The next item is the choice to pick someone to debut, and Julian bids $500. Toad wonders how he got the extra money, and Julian reveals that he stole everyone else's money. Julian buys it, and picks Chelsea to debut. Bruno is overjoyed with happiness as Chelsea walks in, looking hot. The final item is immunity, and Julian buys it, enraging Sprink. QOS laughs evilly, but at tribal council, everyone figures out her and Julian's master plan and she is eliminated. QOS becomes the seventh member of the jury and rides away on a naked Eva.

Chapter Fifteen: Chelsea and Bruno get cold at night and start to cuddle, while Julian gets angry and jealous, so he tries to cuddle with RC, but she makes him go away. Jay is masturbating, and OHF accidentally sees this disturbing sight. Toad reveals the challenge: the contestants must sing a song for "Survivor Idol". The pirate is back, and is a judge along with Simon Cowell and Lady Gaga. Sprink breathes a sigh of relief because the challenge is normal. He goes first, and sings "Like A Boss", but apparently it's not accurate enough and Sprink gets a 3. Julian then sings "Just The Way You Are" to RC, but she files a restraining order on him. Nonetheless, the pirate and Gaga are moved by this beautiful performance, and grant him immunity even though almost none of the other contestants have gone yet. Julian laughs obnoxiously, and says that his reign of terror shall continue. Chelsea tells Bruno, RC, Sprink, and Jay that she wants to join their alliance, and they let her. They decide to target OHF because he's the weakest link and doesn't have an alliance. OHF is eliminated at the tribal council, and becomes the eighth member of the jury.

Chapter Sixteen: Julian is shown weeping, and he explains that he has no friends in the game and his only ally, QOS, was eliminated. He says that he needs to win every single challenge so he can win the show. Chelsea and company are shown drinking beer which they somehow got from Toad. Julian is denied beer, which proves his point even more. Toad explains the challenge, and says that tonight, two people will be eliminated, which everyone is shocked about. The challenge is to dry-hump The Whale, pee into a jar, spray another contestant with it, and then wash your hair with Cheez-In-A-Can. The Whale, sure enough, is rolled in sitting in a wheelbarrow, and Bruno says "I am expert at this!" and begins to thrash back and forth on The Whale. Sprink has drank 1000 gallons of water, and pees on The Whale because he can't hold it in anymore, while The Whale licks up all of the pee and blows it out of his blowhole. It starts to rain pee, and everyone catches it in their jars and throws it at each other. Toad provides everyone with Cheez-In-A-Can, and they wash their hair with it. RC finishes first, and wins immunity, and Julian wins immunity as well because Toad likes to create drama. At tribal council, Julian leads a blindside, and eliminates Jay and Bruno, leaving Chelsea, RC, Sprink, and Julian as the final four. Jay and Bruno become the ninth and tenth members of the jury, and leave excitedly.

Chapter Seventeen: Toad has mysteriously gone missing, so Gideon takes over as host. The challenge is to read all of TDI-G&S in less than an hour, and then take a test on the tiniest details possible. Sprink yells that this isn't possible, and Gideon responds with, "Anything is possible, my young Padawan." Julian is an extremely fast reader, so he finishes in less than a second. Gideon makes him take the test, and he gets every single question wrong. Julian swears loudly, and must read the whole thing again. Chelsea and RC are cheating by looking it up on SparkNotes with their iPods, but Gideon thinks that RC and Chelsea are hot, so he doesn't do anything about it. Sprink finishes first, and gets every question on the quiz right, so he wins immunity. Back at camp, Julian is scared that he'll be eliminated, so he sets out to find the last idol. Sure enough, he plays it, and at the last tribal council, Chelsea is eliminated. She kisses Bruno, who's in the jury, and then leaves, becoming the eleventh and final member of the jury.

Chapter Eighteen (The Finale): The final three (RC, Julian, and Sprink) walk to the final tribal council where the jury of ELEVEN is waiting. Toad says that anyone in the jury can ask a question to any of the final three players, and then they will vote on a winner. The Whale goes first, asking the contestants which of them likes whales the most. Everyone says that they do, in a peace offering. The Whale then asks "what does E equal?" RC answers MC squared, which is right. Bruno tells a long joke which makes absolutely no sense, and then tells the players to calculate the sun's mass. Julian knew this beforehand, and he answers with the correct calculation. Mana says that he's Sprink's biggest fan, and that he knows even more than Sprink. He asks each contestant to tell him who Toad picked to return for Worst of the Worst. Before Sprink can answer, Julian tries to be obnoxious and yells "JEROME!" but it's actually right, to Julian and Mana's shock. Then, OHF tells the contestants to count his rolls of flab, which none of them want to do, so OHF scoffs and says he will be voting for Mr. Aksaljalksjad instead. Finally, Zoey asks RC why she deserves Toad more than her, and RC says that she's hotter, has a better body, and is older and more mature. Zoey thinks this is a fair argument, so she says she'll be voting for RC. Toad then tells the jury to vote for the winner. Zoey is shown writing 'Julian' on the paper. "Sorry Roberta, but I don't like girls who flirt with my hubby, and I've never read Sprink's stories, so Espinoza is the way to go." Then, The Whale is shown voting for RC, saying to the camera that he thinks she has an amazing body and he wants to get in bed with her. Chelsea is shown voting for Sprink. "I was only in the game for a few episodes, but I think your story is really inspiring, with all of your friends being eliminated and you continuing to tough it out. Your voice is dreamy too, and Julian is annoying, so I'm voting for you. Good luck, Gary. You can win this." A montage is then shown of everyone voting a name on paper that can't be seen. Finally, Toad stands up and tallies the votes. He comes back, and reads them, taking out the first paper. "First vote is for RC." RC smiles. "One vote for Julian." Julian looks like he is about to fart. "One vote for Sprink." Sprink claps loudly and looks relieved. "Another vote for Julian." Julian is still trying not to fart. "Another vote for RC." RC looks gleeful. "Another vote for Sprink." Sprink breathes a sigh of relief. Toad then says that you only need three votes to win, and he pulls out the last piece of paper from the box. "The winner of Survivor: Whatthefuck is..."

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SPRIIIIIIIINK!" Sprink cheers loudly, and is picked up by Brandon, who gives him a blowjob, like the reverse of the first episode. Everyone else cheers and lifts up Sprink on their shoulders. Julian decides to go back to writing fanfiction in his basement because he thinks he fails at life. Jay and Gideon are having sex, while Toad tells Zoey that he divorced her, much to her concern, and marries RC. Toad says that it was a good season, and wraps up the episode by wishing viewers a good night.

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ARE-SEEEEEEEE!" RC cheers loudly, and Toad rushes up to her and throws her into his arms, proposing to her and kissing her. She says yes, much to Zoey's dismay, while everyone else cheers and lifts up RC on their shoulders. Jay and Gideon are having sex, while Brandon gives Sprink a blowjob. Julian decides to go back to writing fanfiction in his basement because he thinks he fails at life. Then, Toad says that it was a good season, and wraps up the episode by wishing viewers a good night.