Wiki Awards Skit

Toad: All right, so about those writers. They suck. They're basically just all nerds and stuff. And that Toad guy, he really isn't funny, although he sure is trying to be. Doesn't his skit seem so rushed?

OHF: Now, remember. We're just doing this for your entertainment, so don't be upset if you don't win, someone must have loved your writing/drawings if they nominated you.

Toad: Whatever. And you know what's the worst? Those noobs. By noobs, I mean the ones that came in during the past year. Their grammar is horrible, and everything about them is just sucktacular.

O: Except some of them are pretty cool. And these are the ones who we want to recognize, with the Best New Writer Award.

Toad: I still think they all suck, but whatever, your idea. Now, the nominees are...

OHF: Hey, Toad, do you remember when we went freefalling off of that plane?

Toad: Oh yeah! I remember. That was fun, and then we landed in that lilac bush.

OHF: Funny for you... I'm allergic to lilac.

Toad: (laughs) Alright, back to the show. And the no-

OHF: And the nominees for Best New Writer are...