Chapter 4 - Dance Dance Revolution

"Last time on Total Drama Arcade," begins Chris. "The teams competed in a little game I like to call Extreme Frogger. They were tied up, placed in embarrassing frog costumes, and forced to go across a river and through a busy street, together. Friday, once again, demonstrated how terrible of a singer she was, and made the cars crash and burn so they went around her. Herbert and Enrico tried to woo Zoey a few more times, but neither of them were really successful. And, of course, what's a Total Drama episode without a fight? The aforementioned fight belonged to Ashlee and Tiffany, whose clash could have resulted in 'World War III'. Eventually, the Crane Machines lost the challenge, and Ashlee joined Mariah's alliance so she could vote out Tiffany. Unfortunately, Tiffany heard this whole thing, and got the rest of the team to vote out Ashlee. Poor girl. Now, only 18 contestants are left! What will be the next challenge? Who will join Ashlee and Reuben in loserdom? Find out today, on Total... Drama... Arcade!"

The Crane Machines are shown in their dorm, and they don't seem to be too happy, except Tiffany, who's calmly listening to music.

"Hmhmhmhm, good morning, lovelies. How was your sleep?" Tiffany asks, strangely happily.

"Why are you so happy?" Natasha asks skeptically. "It's not like you."

"Oh, you know. Ashlee is gone, and there's nothing you fools can do about it," Tiffany responds. "You know, I'm going to like you guys so much more as a team since she's out. She really made me mad. Where are my boys, Jim and Brendan?"

Natasha points to Jim's bunk, where he is snoring loudly. A loud noise is heard from the bathroom. "And I think that's Brendan," Natasha responds. "But why do you care?"

"Oh, I just like them so much, you know... They're really cute. Especially Jim, and his averageness. I just wanna pinch his little cheeks," says Tiffany strangely.

"You know, I really have no clue how to respond to that," says Natasha. "People like you confuse me, big-time."

Tiffany (CONF): If Natasha agreed to vote Ashlee with me, why is she being so rude? Like, is that her usual personality, or does she have a bone to pick with me? Either way, I'm the better person. Hehehe.

The camera goes down the hallway, and then goes into Team ZIRRRRH's dorm, where everyone except Herbert is wide awake and doing various things. Herbert is asleep, and there is a sign on his chest that says "Don't wake me up, or you'll suffer the consequences".

"Yo, Zoey. Your boozums are lookin' pretty fine today, if I do say so myself, you know what I'm talkin' about? Are you wearing some sort of special bra? Because you should keep it up, sugar," Enrico states.

"Um, dude? Zoey ain't here, she went to go talk to her friends," says Lloyd. "Are you doin' okay, man?"

"Oh, yeah, totally. I'm just practicing, for when she gets back, you know? You've done that before, right?" replies Enrico.

"Uh, no," says Lloyd.

Kathie is shown, poking Herbert with a pencil. "Uh, Kathie, you sure that's a good idea? When he says you're gonna suffer th' consequences, he probably means it," says Lloyd. Kathie shrugs, and continues to poke Herbert "I'm doing this as revenge for all of the times he's trolled me," she states.

Herbert suddenly wakes up. "Who's poking me?" he states groggily. He then looks at Kathie. "You."

"Yeah, take that!" says Kathie forcefully. "This is revenge!"

Herbert takes out a knife. "You were asking for it, so you will pay," he says. He begins to tackle Kathie, and holds the knife close to her face. Kathie begins to examine the knife, and realizes it's a butter knife. She twists Herbert's hand around, and a cracking noise is heard.

"Oooooh," groans Lloyd. "That had to hurt."

The scene quickly changes to the Whac-a-Moles' room. Caterina is shown looking at a stuffed pink bunny, while Gavin is meditating on his bed, Friday is listening to her music loudly, and Alyxandra is writing morbid poetry.

Friday suddenly takes off her ear buds, and stops her music. "All right, teamies, listen up. So, people on the other teams are pretty jealous of my magical singing skills, and I would totes say that I have a target on my back. I gotta watch out," she says.

Friday is then shot in the back by a Nerf gun. “What the heck?!” she yells, then turns around to see Caterina holding a Nerf gun.

"Ahaha, you said that the target was on your back," says Caterina.

"Ow, you turd. That totally hurt," Friday yelps. "Gavin, what are you doing?"

Gavin has his eyes closed on the bed, and he is humming softly. He wakes up, opens his eyes, and states calmly, "I'm meditating. As an Avatar, it is my responsibility to connect with my past lives, and meditating helps me acheive this. That, and my throat hurts from all the yelling."

"Yelling. Yelling takes away the pain, the pain and sorrow brought by mother's death... Yelling makes small snakelets beg for their mothers, who have died... Yelling makes the sun go down and the stars come out... The universe will never be the same with yelling..." Alyxandra recites.

"OMG, guess what? I can yell, too! RAWR. Ahahaha," Caterina responds.

Gavin (CONF): I never thought I'd say this, but... I actually miss Reuben. I mean, he knew everything, so he would know if I would eventually be able to take charge of my skills and become a Super Saiyan. Or the Avatar. Or maybe I could even catch them all...

Finally, the scene changes to the last of the four teams, also known as the Skee-Balls. Q is lying on his bed doing nothing, Mariah looks insanely angry, Eddie is bothering her, and Skyla is trying to flirt with Rex, but to no avail.

Mariah (CONF): You have no idea how angry I am... Ashlee was voted out. I thought our alliance would actually get something done for once... Ugh, Zoey and Cat are so worthless. But, maybe I could keep them with me until merge. After the merge, though, it's showtime. Kyle, sweetie, if you're watching this, I would never do this to you. I'm just trying to win the million bucks so we could spend it on that trip to France you wanted... You wanted France, right? Hehehe.

Eddie (CONF): (pops in while Mariah is talking) Jerome wants to go to France with you, me, and Kyle.

Mariah (CONF): (talking to Eddie) ...'Jerome'? Why not my mom? That's a change.

Eddie (CONF): (talking to Mariah) Uh, you know. Jerome is the new thing. All the cool cats and hipsters say it, right?

Mariah (CONF): ...No. No, they really don't.

"I'm a Q-sic man, I'm a what, I'm a what, I'm a Q-sic man, and I sell clarinets, to the kids in the town, with the big trombones, and the rat-a-tat drums. Big brass bass, big brass bass. And the piccolo, the piccolo, with uniforms, too, with a shiny gold braid on the coat and a big red stripe runnin'," recites Q.

"Your mom has a big brass as--" Eddie says. Q interrupts him by blowing a whistle that was around his neck extremely loudly, and everyone just looks at him.

"Lolwut?" Skyla says.

Rex (CONF): I hope I can survive a little bit longer on this team. I seem like th' least interesting, and whatever. Q's funny, Mariah is th' antagonist, I think, Eddie is th' comic relief, and Skyla is th' Izzy clone of th' season. I'm just... (shudders) Duncan.

Skyla (CONF): Oh mai gawd. I know for a fact that Lil' Rexie loves me. We're gonna have a make out part in the back of my trunk. And if he doesn't like me by the end of today, all hell will break loose...

The contestants are shown, eating breakfast, which is yogurt and greenish toast. Most contestants are shown eating with their teams, although Zoey, Mariah, and Caterina are sitting at a table with Brendan and Jim.

"All right, so, let's meet," says Mariah. "We have to discuss how to defeat Tiffany. Although, Brendan and Jim are here, should we force them to leave?"

Zoey looks at Brendan, who is scarfing down the toast and smearing the yogurt on his face, and Jim, who is eating medium-sized spoonfuls of yogurt. "Nah, let's leave them be."

Caterina looks at her yogurt. “ACTIVIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,” she spontaneously sings.

"Sooo," says Mariah. "Tiffany's team is her, Brendan, Jim, and Natasha. Brendan and Jim will do anything, and Natasha is the swing vote. We gotta be careful around her. So, tonight, if the Crane Machines lose, they'll vote out Tiffany. Don't worry about them not losing, we'll try to do anything to make them lose. I think we got this, right, guys?"

"Yeah, totally. What are we talking about again? Because I want to start a new conversation. So, one night I was home alone, and I heard this shrieking sound. I walked outside and saw my brother hanging on a tree branch by one foot. He was upside-down. And there was this weird red liquid on him, it was so creepy..." Caterina says.

"Um, Cat? Is your brother, you know... normal? Like, mentally?" Zoey asks.

"My mom says he takes after my dad, and she likes that. But he has to take medication. Although, he never actually does, and he just flushes the pills down the toilet, hehehe..." Caterina says.

"All right. We'll all go to our respective teams, and do the challenge, but make sure the Crane Machines lose. Otherwise, our plan will backfire and once again, one of us is going to go home," says Mariah. "And that can't happen."

"Ladies and gentlemen!" says a voice from the front of the mess hall. The contestants turn around and see Chris, standing at a podium. "And I use the term 'gentlemen' very loosely. Anyway, as you know, we have a challenge today! Aren't you guys excited?" The contestants shake their heads 'no'. "Today's challenge is based on an iconic arcade game, also known as Dance Dance Revolution. Basically, two people dance, dance, and create a revolution." Chris takes out a small notecard, and reads it.

"Dance Dance Revolution, abbreviated DDR, and previously known as Dancing Stage in Europe and Australasia, is a music video game series produced by Konami. Introduced in Japan in 1998 as part of the Bemani series, and released in North America and Europe in 1999, Dance Dance Revolution is the pioneering series of the rhythm and dance genre in video games. Players stand on a "dance platform" or stage and hit colored arrows laid out in a cross with their feet to musical and visual cues. Players are judged by how well they time their dance to the patterns presented to them and are allowed to choose more music to play to if they receive a passing score," he reads.

"First of all, Wikipedia again? Pitiful," Natasha scoffs. "And second of all... Australasia? Who says that?"

"...I do," responds Chris, who seems ticked off. "Anyway, since it's called Revolution, some contestants from Total Drama Revolution will be guest starring! You know, that old crappy show I used to host? And of course, they'll be making the challenge a bit more difficult. Wasn't expecting that, were you?"

"Actually, I have to say that you surprised me today," says Natasha.

The soundof a van pulling up to the driveway is heard. The doors swing open, and four people walk in. The first one is a bearded man wearing hippie garb with long hair and a do-rag. He's followed by a tall boy with long hair, a banana shirt, and purple pants. After him comes a very attractive girl with a scarf, fancy clothing, and long brown hair, and then a heavyset girl with "..." on her shirt and large glasses.

"Please welcome four people I don't really know too well... Dolph, Kavren, PJ, and Chelsey!" says Chris.

"AAHHHOHMYGODICANNOTBELIEVEIT," Kathie shouts as she begins screaming loudly. She starts jumping up and down, and then eventually falls on the floor and has a stroke.

"Holy crap, dude. Forget Zoey. That Chelsey chick is like 10000 out of 10, man. I want to bang her, get her preggers, then bang her again, so we can have little Rico-Chelsey babies. You agree?" Enrico whispers to Herbert. Herbert nods his head in agreement.

"Hehe, Chels. I think that weird dude likes you," says Kavren.

"Oh, he's the weird dude?" asks Chelsey. "The entire hour-long drive here, you talked about nothing but what everyone's favorite kind of beef was."

"Hello, children from various parts of the planet. I am Dolphin Anderson Alfred Garrison Harrison Larrison Barrison Rainbows III, and I will be hindering your attempts to win this challenge," Dolph says, in a thick British accent.

"I can't understand anything that dude is sayin', with that thick Cockney accent," Rex whispers to Eddie.

"Your mom has a thick cock..." replies Eddie. "...ney accent." Rex slaps his forehead, and Enrico and Herbert start to chuckle.

"So, guys?" Chris says. "You four will be on these platforms, shooting BB gun pellets at the contestants to make things a bit more tricky. Don't worry, they're perfectly safe, we even tested one of them out on one of our loyal interns. Each team will have one person go, and the person who stays on the longest wins invincibility for their team. The team who does the worst... It's elimination for you. Kapeesh?"

"It's 'capiche'," says Natasha.

Chris ignores Natasha's snide remark. "All right, let's see here... Enrico, you'll go for Team Zoey is Really Super-Duper Extremely Smokin' Hot. Mariah, you can go for the Balls of Skee-ing. Gavin, you can go for the Moles Who Get Whacked, and for the Crane Machines, Tiffany can go."

"We're just the Crane Machines? Why don't we get a weird name?" asks Jim blandly. Chris shrugs.

"Awesome," whispers Mariah to Zoey and Caterina. "Tiffany will do something stupid, and inadvertently make her team lose. So, then she can get eliminated. You know, I have a plan."

"PJ is going for the Crane Machines, right? So, all we have to do is get her really angry," says Caterina.

"...Oh my god, Cat, you actually sounded really smart right there for a moment," says Mariah, in awe.

"I did? Sorry," pouts Caterina.

Zoey places her hand on Caterina's shoulder. "No, no, don't worry. That's a good thing! Now, since PJ doesn't talk, Mariah, how about you say to her that Tiffany said something rude about her? She can't not talk if she's getting teased, and she'll eventually snap."

"You're a genius! Ahahahaha," says Caterina happily. Mariah nods her head in agreement.

Mariah (CONF): Heh. Cat and Zoey do have a good strategy, that's for sure, but it's not enough to make me think twice about ditching them at the merge.

Enrico is shown climbing up the platform. "Yo, Chris. I'm not very pumped to do this, but you know, since the hot chick is the one shooting me, maybe I'll bring my A-game to this competition. Y'know?"

"Whatever you say, Enrico," says Chris. He looks at Chelsey, and says, "Yeesh." Chelsey nods her head. She then presses a button and the platform rises up until it's about 20 feet off the ground.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Isn't this a bit high? Calm yourself, Chelsey. You wanna see the view, I bet," winks Enrico.

"Ugh," scoffs Chelsey. "Anyway, what song would you like for me to play?"

"Oh, I have a good one. That one about spinning my head right round. I think it's by Cali Fornia. You know, the one that has the double meaning," says Enrico. "Love that song."

"Of course you would pick that," says Chelsey. She turns on a large boombox, and the game begins. Enrico tries to dance like Alejandro in TDWT, but fails, and gets electrocuted. He then falls off the platform and lands on his face. Many others cringe.

"Already? C'mon, man, you can do better than that," Lloyd says.

Enrico climbs back up onto the platform, with help of a ladder. "You know... I get... three tries... right?" he says, panting.

"Enrico is right," says Chris. "Get back up there, and try to do it again! If you last the entire song, you'll get 10 bonus points, which makes it more likely for you to win!"

The song gets to the chorus. Enrico continues to dance, and does a dance consisting of shaking his behind. He looks at Chelsey, and winks. He then narrowly makes another note, and keeps dancing. After a few more seconds, he falls off again, but quickly grabs hold of the platform, hanging on with only his left hand.

Zoey cringes. "Enrico, try not to fall off!"

"I thought you didn't like him," says Kathie.

"Yeah, I don't," says Zoey. "But if he falls off, we might lose the challenge, and I would get voted out thanks to Tiffany over there." She points to Tiffany, who giggles evilly.

Enrico falls off of the platform for the third and last time. "You know what? I'm done," says Enrico. "Don't care if we lose. Now I'm closer to Chelsey, yo. Picture-perfect."

Chris blows a whistle. "All right, Gavin, get your butt onto the platform. Your turn to go!"

Gavin is shown climbing the ladder to the platform. "Okay, everyone. I got this, no need to worry at all," he says reassuringly.

"OMG, once, my brother was playing this game on a platform like this, and he fell off and broke his neck, and he had to go to the emergency room for like a week, haha. It was so sad," Caterina says.

"...How is that helpful at all?" Natasha scoffs.

"Chris. Let me play the Pogeymans theme song. It's the only song that will get my blood pumping. And none of that Gray and Puce crap, it's Kanto or nothing," Gavin states.

"Nope!" says Chris. "I get to pick which song will be playing."

"Ooh, ooh, play Person of Interest. By, of course, me. But, I don't know if you guys are cool enough to handle the intensity of the song, you know, it has a really deep and hidden meaning about drugs and how bad they are for you," Friday whines.

"Nope!" says Chris, once again. "You will be playing one of those generic pop songs of today, it's something by some band called 'The Wanted'."

"Ugh, I hate The Wanted," says Friday. "Cheap One Erection knock-offs. 1E is so hot, they don't need some old ugly guys copying them, yah."

Gavin reluctantly climbs on the platform. Kavren, who's trying to fire at him, says, "Just relax, dude. I won't go too hard on you. Or will I? Bloop pork." Chris is counting down, then blows his whistle. Kavren turns on the game, and it begins.

Gavin works hard to dance to the beat, while the crappy dance-pop music is playing.

"Hand you another drink, drink it if you can," the video game music plays as Gavin continues to dance.

"You know, I never got that line," says Natasha from the ground. "It's my least favorite song. Like, what do they mean by 'drink it if you can'? Is she incapable of drinking or something? Ugh... this song perplexes me."

Gavin is shown on the ground, groaning. He gets back up onto the platform and is instantly shot by a BB gun. He then falls off the platform and begins yelling.

"Oh, whoops, sorry!" Kavren says. "Didn't see you there."

Chris begins to yell. "Tiffany! Your turn to go up to the stage! PJ, you will be in charge of the BB gun cannon for Tiffany here, you ready?" PJ nods. "All right. Easy, medium, or hard difficulty?" Tiffany opens her mouth, but Chris interrupts her. "Hard? All right, that's what I thought. Let's get this show on the road, with the smash hit by Casey Roy Jensen, 'Text Me Possibly'." PJ gives a thumbs-up from the cannon, and Chris puts on the song.

"Oh my flabberdoodles, guys. Casey is totally my bud. People say she's 'the new me', but of course she isn't, because nobody is as amazing as me, right?" Friday says.

Tiffany is shown on top of the platform, which rises up to the top and the song turns on.

"This song makes my ears bleed, but I enjoy the pain..." Alyxandra states. Some of the others give her strange looks.

Mariah is shown talking to Caterina and Zoey, in the corner. "All righty, Zoey. Your turn to do something strategic. Go over to PJ, and tell her that Tiffany thinks that she's fat. She'll get really angry, and start bombing Tiffany with bullets," says Mariah.

"I'm on it," says Zoey. She walks up to PJ, who is aiming at Tiffany. "Hey, PJ. I'm Zoey. So, I was just gonna tell you that I overheard Tiffany talking about you. She says you're fat. Rude, huh?"

"..." says PJ. She turns the switch from "EASY" to "SUPER HARD" which is written in red letters and has an ominous-looking skull printed next to it. She then starts to fire gigantic cannonballs at Tiffany, although Tiffany expertly dodges every single one of them.

"Mary Sue!" yells Gavin.

Tiffany (CONF): Hehe. You know, I heard what Zoey said to Patricia. And so, I may just have to give those three girls a little thing called revenge... Have fun with Dolph, Mariah. (blows a kiss)

The song is shown finishing. Tiffany gracefully hops off the platform, doing a couple flips and landing on her hands. "How was that, guys?" She narrows her eyes at Mariah, who scoffs.

"Eh, you could have done better, but at least you didn't get yourself brutally maimed, so that's good," Natasha states.

"Aaaand, Mariah! Your turn! So far, the scores are... Enrico with 1:02, Gavin with 1:54, and Tiffany with... 3:13. Think you can beat that? There's only one way to find out," says Chris. "You will be dancing to the Nyan Cat song."

"Are you kidding me?!" Mariah protests. "They get normal songs, and I get... this? This is a crappy song, how am I supposed to dance to it?"

Mariah (CONF): All right, maybe that wasn't really the best thing to say...

Gavin (CONF): Oh my god! OOC moment on the loose! Like that one time in Pogeymans where Barack got really angry and started beating up Arse Ketchup... Yeah.

"Excuse me, miss? What did you just say?" says Dolph, while his eyes are turning red. "Did you insult my trusty steed? Not just that, but you have been doing naughty things as well. I think it is time to break out the heavy artillery..."

The Nyan Cat song begins to play. Mariah, on the platform, begins to dance, easily. Although, Dolph turns on the cannon, and begins to shoot out balls of piping hot spaghetti and tomato sauce at Mariah.

"Oh, crap!" Mariah screams. She dodges some of the balls, but then one hits her in the face. She falls backwards, and off the platform.

"Come on, gurlie! You can totally do it. Don't worry, I gotcha if you fall," Skyla tries to reassure Mariah.

Mariah grumbles as she walks back onto the platform. The second she gets on, she is hit by a ball. She falls off again, then gets on for a third time. Sure enough, she is hit by yet another ball of spaghetti.

"Mariah loses!" says Chris. "With only 22 seconds. Pitiful, huh? That means that the Skee-Balls are going to elimination!" Everyone on the Skee-Balls groans, except Q, who just shrugs.

Tiffany walks up to Mariah. "Well, looks like I got my comeuppance, huh? If you liked that, there's more on the way," she says. She then giggles obnoxiously, which makes Mariah mad.

The scene changes to the campers dining in the mess hall. Zoey and Caterina are sitting with Mariah. "Mariah, we'll be sure to wish you goodbye when you get eliminated," says Caterina sadly.

"Cat, why would you say that? She's not getting eliminated... I hope," Zoey says.

"Yeah, she is," responds Cat. "I'm sorry, Mariah. Nobody on your team likes you. But don't worry, I do." She giggles.

Mariah (CONF): (scoffs) Moron.

"Hey, so guys, who d'ya think we shoul' we vote out?" Rex says to the other four Skee-Ball members.

"Well, totally not you, my little Rexie-poo. Maybe Eddie or Q, they're both really weird and blarghy. Aaand, there's Mariah, who seems a teeny bit fishy," says Skyla. Rex scoots away from Skyla, and bumps into Eddie.

"Your mom bumped into me last night," says Eddie. "She said that she wanted to cheat on your dad and get with me instead. Obviously, I said yes." Rex looks at Eddie, and slaps his head.

Chris is shown at the roof of the arcade. It is nighttime, and there is a makeshift campfire in front of five stumps where the contestants are sitting. A port-a-potty is used as the voting booth, and stairs lead back down to the main arcade. "This season, if you manage to not get eliminated, you'll get a special gold coin. But, if you're the loser..." He opens up a gray padlocked box. "You get this "GAME OVER" pass, which basically means that you can't come back. Ever. You must ride the Spin of Shame, and get thrown onto the Boat of Losers, where you will be driven home. I think. I don't know. I don't really trust those drivers. Anywho, the following players are safe. Rex, Skyla, and Q."

Rex catches his gold coin, and smirks. Skyla grins happily at Rex, knowing that they are both safe. Q grabs his gold coin and eats it happily.

"Mariah and Eddie," says Chris. "One of you will be able to stay another night, but the other will have to leave the Arcade and never come back. The person who will be joining Reuben and Ashlee is..."

"Eddie. Time to go, bud." Chris throws Mariah her gold coin, and Eddie stands up. Mariah grins evilly as her gold coin falls to the floor, and then takes a deep breath, knowing that she is safe for the night.

"I knew it," says Eddie, as he inhales and then sighs loudly.

People gasp, since he's talking normally. "Well, I guess I should start telling you guys. You see, I once participated in school plays and stuff like that. I was really popular, and everybody loved me."

Eddie looks to the ground. "I was, as you could say, the star of the school, and I went by Edwin, believe it or not. One year, my friend got a chance to direct a play, and he cast me as one of the supporting roles. He was a guy named 'Eddie' who said 'your mom' to everything. And when the play came out, everyone loved the character, and he was a smash hit. Like, you know, to the extent of PJ."

"Well, the fame went to my head, even though I was already popular enough, and since I wanted to be funny, I started going by Eddie and saying 'your mom' to everything," Eddie says with a frown.

"It kind of got old on the first day I did it. But, I was too ignorant to find out that nobody liked me anymore and thought I was annoying. Since you guys didn't seem to think me or my jokes were funny, it's back to my old self now. Arrivederci, and I wish you all luck in your future endeavors," Eddie says as he waves goodbye.

"I knew it. Eddie's 'your mom' speeches were just a facade for his truly deep personal life," says Q, immediately after Eddie, or Edwin, finishes.

"Eddie, are you serious? Like, you're not joking? I think I actually went to see one of your plays once... You did Shakespeare, right?" Mariah says.

"Yeah," says Edwin. "Well, I'll be on my way."

Chef comes up to Edwin, and chucks him onto the Spin of Shame while he screams loudly. He is spun many a time, and he tries to hold his vomit in, but fails and vomits a little bit. He's thrown onto the Boat of Losers, and the same elderly voice is heard. "Ohhh, a little boy! You seem like just ye perfect match for the pretty young lass who dropped by recently! Oh, indeed, we will be having lots of fun!" Eddie is heard shouting something obscene, and the boat drives off into the sunset. The Skee-Balls proceed to go back to their dorm.

Mariah (CONF): Yeah, that sure was a close one. Looks like I'll be competing another day, which is pretty relieving... I think I'll try to keep my act down in these next few challenges, so Tiffany doesn't try to play any more dirty tricks. Cat and Zoey will still be my little guinea pigs, though, so that will be good. (chuckles) Q (CONF): Eddie was like a blind man on a mountaintop: purely a threat. Rex (CONF): Th' secret with Eddie was alarming, but I kinda expected that he was more than he seemed... Well, time to hide from Skyla. Skyla (CONF): Hehehe. Rexie, you won't know what hit you tomorrow.

The Skee-Balls are shown walking back to their dorm, and down the steps. The other contestants seem to all be eating s'mores by another makeshift fire. Tiffany is waiting for them to come down. When she sees Mariah come down, she yells, "DARN IT!"

"Ha," says Mariah. "Sorry that things didn't go exactly how you planned. Everyone makes mistakes, right?" Tiffany stomps her foot in anger.

"No, not Mary Sues," scoffs Gavin. "Or Vegeta. He's a god."

"Gavin, sometimes I question your sanity..." Natasha says.

Zoey yawns and prepares to go to her dorm, but Q stops her. "Você tem que me escutar, Zoey, você não pode confiar Mariah. Estou avisando, ela vai te trair em algum momento no futuro. Confie em mim."

Zoey raises an eyebrow. "Um yeah, I don't speak... whatever you spoke. I'm really tired Q, I'll see you tomorrow."

Q sighs, shakes his head, and walks back to his dorm.